Friday, October 1, 2010

Boner Kill


There is this commercial that has seduced me on more than one occasion and than back-hands me halfway through.

You see a very appealing older guy, perhaps early to mid-50's, but still hot. He's in a 70 Chevy Nova driving through perhaps California, Nevada, Arizona. Who knows, it's nice and desert-esque. Okay, so hot, older dude, hot, older car, hot, desert. Count me in. The voice-over is talking about how you are more seasoned, you've accomplished a lot, blah blah and then the back-hand slap - "You don't want erectile-dysfunction to slow you down..." MOTHER FUCKER!!! After getting sucked in the 3rd time, I finally don't get drawn in anymore, but damn it is a killer commercial up until the Viagra spiel starts. Why couldn't it have been for car parts, mutual funds, or even Rogaine? I could handle Rogaine. Mr. E.D., you lost me at Viagra.

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