Signs and more signs. Been encountering a lot more sign than normal. No not street signs, but just signs as to what I should do not do -- and I'm heeding them. Oh yes I am. I'm listening to Badmarsh & Shri as I type this www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVdnLI_9I7Y Every time I encounter a lot of signs (apparent ones) I hear this song in my head. Most of these signs I do not care to share, but one is funny so I will. I'm working on eating healthier and I was going to get back to using Greenling more, but just not this week. So I went on line and advanced my delivery date as it was time for my next delivery from when I had projected it out several weeks ago. So I get home and there a Greenling bin at my front door. Whoops. Looks like I got the local box and some eggs, milk, butter, and bread. Well boo hoo. ; ) It was a pleasant surprise and a SIGN to get with the program now and not later. Duly noted, Universe, DULY NOTED!!! ; )
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there’s a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. “Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
“Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,” she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
“You know,” he said, “you re the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?”
“No,” she replies…. “You just happened to catch my eye.”
Waaa Waaa Waaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Good night : P