Well last night was very interesting. I was a suicide* note expert and was brought in to critique a few, like they were proper works of literary note. My favorite was very succinct, and still see the way it was laid out on the page. I think people were also trying to hire me to help them write them. Needless to say, I've thought about this dream all day.
*Kids, don't commit suicide. It's really permanent. Also don't read this blog. It's wildly inappropriate.