Monday, July 5, 2010

Iron This

I've had about 6 things I wanted to talk about here tonight, but I kind of don't know where to start. Maybe I'll discuss them over the next few days or maybe I won't. They are all kind of heavy topics and I don't feel like getting all deep tonight.

So I'm going to tell a joke. A bad joke, but one that cracked me up.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


  1. Why do ducks have flat feet?
    From stamping out forest fires.

    Why do elephants have flat feet?

    From stamping out burning ducks.

    Have a great week CMS! ;)

  2. Ha, this comment just popped up for whatever reason. Good one : )