I can't tell you the restraint it's taking every time people ask me if I have "BIG PLANS" for the weekend. I sooooooooo want to answer "masturbation", but that's so rude even for me. So I'm writing about it here to get it out of my system. I hope this works. I wish someone I didn't like would ask me that. Then I'd ENJOY saying it.
I wonder where I'd chart on the sicko-meter.
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