That I completely lost my mind and remarried my ex-husband. This time it was a huge production. I was sick the whole time just hoping someone would stop it. I apparently completely blacked out and next thing I know I'm at the reception and everyone is raving about what a wonderful wedding it was and I look really beautiful in this gown that I would NEVER wear. I keep asking people "did it really happen?", "i don't think it happened, i don't remember saying 'i do'" etc etc. They all assured me that it had indeed happened. Bone-chilling.
But I do want my beloved Verizon to finally give me an iPhone. I'm sick of being jealous of everyone and their goddamned apps.
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