Iron This

I've had about 6 things I wanted to talk about here tonight, but I kind of don't know where to start. Maybe I'll discuss them over the next few days or maybe I won't. They are all kind of heavy topics and I don't feel like getting all deep tonight.

So I'm going to tell a joke. A bad joke, but one that cracked me up.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".