So I Used to Eat Wood...

I ate the wood off my crib. I ate the fur off my stuffed animals. It looks like someone took an electric razor to them, but nope it was just little ole Car. For years, I thought my father called me "Dynamite". One day I said something about it to my brother and he goes "He's not calling you "Dynamite". He's calling you "TERMITE" (he's Venezuelan so there's the accent and all).

So there you go. Carla Fun Fact.

I never ate a role of toilet paper though. Glue, yes.

I Was Alone. I Took a Ride...

I didn't know what I would find therrrrrrre...

I wanted to add "Got to Get You Into My Life" to my playlist, but this player doesn't have any song by The Beatles. Sooo, I went to youtube and LOOK what I found!!! A cartoon of them in INDIA!!! (I went to where they were in Rishikesh--Carla Fun Fact)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3MkEC_YS6A


How fun was that?? Well it's more fun than the movie I'm watching "Precious". Man, I don't know if I'm going to be able to give this a lot of stars. It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sad. So far anyway. I'm an hr & 8 min in.

I Hear Carla...

People are always saying "I knew you were here, I heard you laughing." or "I knew you were coming, I heard your shoes." Yeah, Carla does not = Covert. The attached pic killed me and I said "That is SO me." Not that I'd ever rob your house or anything. If I ever broke into your house it would only be to delete the email I accidently sent you about you. Because I do do that. Email accidently not B & E.

OMG, it's the weekend, People!!!! I'm having a wee bit of a party. This means I'll be trying to find and hide all the find and hidables. Then relentlessly cleaning only to ENSURE - Zoe. Wicked and Zoe. Zoe and Evil. Wicked and Evil. Or any of the other combinations that I'm too tired to think of will vomit juuuuuusssssst as the first guests arrive.

Ohhhhhhh, I finally fell today!!! Sorta. I was trying to hurriedly get the drycleaning the house. Well, I sort of fell on the front seats of the car as I was reaching over for the KING SIZED comforter and my foot slipped on the grass/driveway/I don't know what the hell I was standing on. So it wasn't a far fall, but you just KNOW the neighbors- who I know already think I'm completely nuts- saw it.

Speaking of nuts. I have been giggling all day over nuts or actually nut. A friend of mine (it's a real person) sent me an article on being a landlord. One of the sections of the article was entitled "Calculate Your Nut". DUDE. That has had me/us rolling all day. Yeah, I'm weird, but it was really funny.