Sunday, September 5, 2010

My Search for Mr. Right Yielding a Lot of Mr. WTF??


I had quite a marvelous time mocking the men of okstupid tonight with a friend. Well mocking and gawking. Seriously, she is finding all kinds of hotties that are totally eluding me. Any way. I signed up with eHarmony just to say that I really gave it a try. I will be flabbergasted if anything comes of it. I'm more of need to meet you in person, see you a dozen to five hundred times and find out that you've some how grown on me sort. (then there are the RARE immediate attractions that I've felt 3 times in my life)

So I don't anticipate announcing anything exciting, but you never can tell.

Why the tribal mask, you should be asking at this point? Why indeed. You see someone on okstupid had a pic of him wearing a tribal death mask as his profile pic and was potentially one of 8 other men who gave me 4 to 5 stars. My friend Michael informed me that I "HAVE" to go out with him. Not sure I'd return home with all my parts.

What Dreams May Come: Marilyn Monroe Edition


Dreamt last night that I was jet-skiing with Marilyn Monroe and we were both really excited to learn we were both shoe size 10 so we could share shoes.

Of all the wack-ass dreams I had last night, that's the only one I can share.

The mind reels.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

It's Like Double Romantic, Yo


I've been having fun with "Photoshop Disasters" lately. There are some amazing ones out there and others that I just SO don't have an eye for. I literally stare and try to figure out why it's so wrong. Double sunset is my favorite though. Made me wish there were two suns, then I stepped outside and took that wish right back.

I got nothing accomplished today. I think I got a wee bit of food poisoning from the bbq at work yesterday. That or the chicken salad I had last night was off. I don't know, but my tummy was none to thrilled for most of the day. Had to keep to bland foods. That's fun.

Saw "Black Hawk Down" today for the first time. Man, EVERY ONE was in that film. It was good. I'm a big R. Scott fan though so it's not too amazing that I loved it. War movies are hit and miss with me though. Like "The Hurt Locker". I really hated it as I look back on it. I'll watch it again when it hits HBO or whichever channel it will hit. I find it hard to say a "like" a film that makes me feel so bad. I mean I'll admire the cinematography, story line, acting etc but if I'm freaked out and uncomfortable the whole film that's hard for me to say "Yeahhhhh, great film. I loved it." I wish Netflix had a star for "I acknowledge this was a labor of love, and well executed, but the subject matter freaked me the fuck out". Can they make a star like that? : P

I saw a movie tonight that I was surprised I liked, "A Perfect Getaway". Timothy Olyphant was in it. That's really why I watched. I want to climb him. I should make that one my 43Things "Climb Timothy Olyphant" I know that's TMI, but this blog is about 99.9999% TMI isn't it? Anyway I can't say a lot about it, because it would give it away. I just have to say though that I'm finding Steve Zahn harder and harder to tolerate. He is what made "Treme" completely fucking unwatchable for me. He played a music snob that made me hate music and him (of course most music snobs make me hate them and music). I remember when he was first starting out that I found him funny and likable. Now I just wish someone would take him out in almost everything he's in. Still, the movie was surprisingly good.

I could keep going on and on about my opinions tonight, but I'll stop here. I have had "Popular" stuck in my head all week so now, I'll try to get it out of mine by putting it in yours.

"You're so novel!!!!" : p

Friday, September 3, 2010

My BIG Three Day Weekend Plans ='s


NO PLANS!!!

except relaxing, maybe one home project, dinner with a friend to catch up and use up a Groupon that it's set to expire in a couple weeks, and a lot of self-breast exams (they are my favorite).

Solitary Sister...

this is still the part of you that wants to give!!!

I love this song and have to play it every 3rd of September. Forgot about the video. I think it was back in G Michael's not appearing in his videos phase to eff with Sony or something like that. Why do I even know that?


Thursday, September 2, 2010

I Was So Hot This Evening...


That I stuck my tits in the freezer. I'm not even kidding. Sorry, to anyone related to me that read this and now needs therapy.

Seriously, I need it to cool the eff down. I'm sweating all the time and I'm SICK of it!!!!


The pic is not of my freezer, but it's a close approximation.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Sorry For Your Troubles: Farewell August


My ex-husband always said "August is the month everyone dies." Man, is he right. Well for his family anyway. I've only lost one person dear to me in the month of August, four years gone by now (it's her necklace you see me wear everyday). I would say two as my father-in-law died the following year, in August, and I cared so much about him for years, but he and my mother-in-law killed any regard I had for them a few years prior to his passing. Anyway, this isn't a post to trash the "dearly departed", but it is a bit about "The Departed".

First of all, I love, love, love, love, LOVE "The Departed" and I quote myriad lines from the film. If you've seen it, there is a scene where Kevin Corrigan (who plays DiCaprio's coked out cousin) sees DiCaprio in his mother's kitchen and DiCaprio tells him he's back because his mother died and Corrigan says, "Sorry for your troubles" like DiCaprio's car was in the shop or something. It cracks me up every freaking time. Well for the entire month, anytime anyone slightly complains to me about anything I want to say "Sorry for your troubles" just like he did. I know no one will get it, so I refrain but damn it would be funny.

I have to acknowledge some important people. Seven of them. I know a lot of people read my blog from time to time because they either tell me they do or they slip and say something that gives away that they do. Well I now have seven people who are actually subscribed to this blog and I'm grateful to you. It's nice. I know sometimes I'm funny, sometimes I'm psycho, and sometimes I just post a music video, but it means a lot that you're actually "Following" me.

THANKS!!!!